I decided to kill off some characters in the book I'm writing.

Definitely gonna spice up my autobiography.

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1. A friend asks me if i'm a magician,....

I told him i got twix up my sleeve

2. What do you call a tea that tastes sometimes like tea and sometimes like coffee ?

Uncertainty

3. What do you call a tea that tastes sometimes like tea and sometimes like coffee ?

Uncertainty

4. Today I was struggling to get my wife's attention.

So I sat on the sofa and looked comfortable. That did the trick

5. What happens when you sit on a window

You get a pane in the butt

6. My girlfriend said that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed my things and right.

7. How do guitarists greet each other at the start of the day?

"Have a noise day".

8. My roommate is convinced that my house is haunted…

…but I’ve lived here almost 300 years and I haven’t seen anything strange.

9. Puddin' time

We had enjoyed some magic mushrooms in single serve chocolate pudding recently. So, I came up with a joke: What's the difference between mushroom pudding and regular pudding? You know what Bill Cosby put in the mushroom pudding!

10. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it.

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